531481Ken. If but as well I other accents borrow, that can my 
speech
  532482defu
se, my good intent may carry through it 
selfe to that ful i
s-  534483sue for which I raizd my likene
sse; now bani
sht 
Kent, if thou
  535484can
st serue where thou do
st stand condemn'd, thy ma
ster whom
  536485thou loue
st, 
shall 
finde the full of labour.
  539487Lear. Let me not 
stay a iot for dinner, goe get it ready: how
  542490Lear. What do
st thou profe
sse? what would
st thou with vs?
  544491Kent. I doe profe
sse to bee no le
sse then I 
seeme to 
serue him
  545492truely that wil put me in tru
st, to loue him that is hone
st, to con
-  546493uer
se with him that is wi
se and 
saies little, to feare iudgement,
  547494to 
fight when I cannot chu
se, and to eate no 
fish.
  550496Kent. A very hone
st hearted fellow, and as poore as the King.
  552497Lear. If thou be as poore for a 
subie
ct, as he is for a king, thou
  553498art poore enough, what would
st thou?
  554499Kent. Seruice.
Lear. Who would
st thou 
serue?
  556500Kent. You.
Lear. Do
st thou know me fellow?
  557501Kent. No 
sir, but you haue that in your countenance, which
  559502I would faine call Ma
ster.
  560503Lear. What's that?
  Kent. Authority.
  562504Lear. What 
seruices can
st thou do?
  563505Kent. I can keepe hone
st coun
saile, ride, run, marre a curious
  564506tale in telling it, and deliuer a plaine me
ssage bluntly, that which
  565507ordinary men are 
fit for, I am quali
fied, and the be
st of me, is
  568510Kent. Not 
so young to loue a woman for 
singing, nor 
so old to
  569511dote on her for any thing, I haue yeares on my backe forty eight.
  571512Lear. Follow me, thou 
shalt 
serue me, if I like thee no wor
se
  572513after dinner, I will not part from thee yet; dinner ho, dinner,
  573514where's my knaue my foole, goe you and call my foole hether,
  574515you 
sirra, where's my daughter?
  576517Steward. So plea
se you -----
  577518Lear. What 
saies the fellow there? call the clat-pole backe,
  578519where's my foole? ho, I thinke the world's a
sleepe, how now,
  580521Kent. He 
saies my Lord, your daughter is not well.
  581522Lear. Why came not the 
slaue backe to me when I call'd him?
  583523Seruant. Sir, he an
swered me in the rounde
st mannner, hee
  586526Seruant. My Lord, I know not what the matter is, but to my
  587527iudgement, your Highne
sse is not entertain'd with that ceremo
-  588528nious a
ffe
ction as you were wont, there's a great abatement ap
-  589529peares as well in the generall dependants, as in the Duke him
selfe
  590530al
so, and your daughter.
  592531Lear. Ha, 
sai
st thou 
so?
  593532Seruant. I be
seech you pardon me my Lord, if I be mi
staken,
  594533for my duty cannot be 
silent, when I thinke your Highne
sse is
  596535Lear. Thou but remembre
st me of mine owne conception, I
  597536haue perceiued a mo
st faint negle
ct of late, which I haue rather
  598537blamed as mine owne iealous curio
sity, then as a very pretence
  599538and purport of vnkindnes; I will look further into it, but wher's
  600539this foole? I haue not 
seene him this two daies.
  602540Seruant. Since my young Ladies going into 
France sir, the
  603541foole hath much pined away.
  604542Lear. No more of that, I haue noted it, goe you and tell my
  605543daughter, I would 
speake with her, go you call hither my foole;
  606544O you 
sir, you 
sir, come you hither, who am I 
sir?
  610546Lear. My Ladies Father, my Lords knaue, you whore
son dog,
  612548Stew. I am none of this my Lord, I be
seech you pardon me.
  614549Lear. Do you bandy lookes with me you ra
scall?
  615550Stew. Ile not be 
strucke my Lord.
  616551Kent. Nor tript neither, you ba
se football plaier.
  617552Lear. I thanke thee fellow, thou 
seru'
st me, and ile loue thee.
  619553Kent. Come 
sir, ile teach you di
fferences, away, away, if you
  620554will mea
sure your lubbers length againe, tarry, but away, you
  622556Lear. Now friendly knaue I thanke thee, there's earne
st of
  625559Foole. Let me hire him too, here's my coxcombe.
  626560Lear. How now my pretty knaue, how do
st thou?
  627561Foole. Sirra, you were be
st take my coxcombe.
  629563Foole. Why for taking ones part that's out of fauour, nay and
  630564thou can
st not 
smile as the winde 
sits, thou't catch colde 
shortly,
  631565there take my coxcombe; why this fellow hath bani
sht two of
  632566his daughters, and done the third a ble
ssing again
st his will, if
  633567thou follow him, thou mu
st needs weare my coxcombe, how
  634568now nunckle, would I had two coxcombes, and two daughters.
  637570Foole. If I gaue them any liuing, ide keepe my coxcombe my
  638571selfe, theres mine, beg another of thy daughters.
  640572Lear. Take heed 
sirra, the whip.
  641573Foole. Truth is, a dog that mu
st to kennell, he mu
st bee whipt
  642574out, when Lady oth'e brach may 
stand by the 
fire and 
stinke.
  644575Lear. A pe
stilent g[u]ll to me.
  645576Foole. Sirra, ile teach thee a 
speech.
Lear. Do.
  647577Foole. Marke it Vnckle; haue more then thou 
shewe
st, 
speake
  649578le
sse then thou knowe
st, lend le
sse then thou owe
st, ride more
  651579thou goe
st, learne more then thou trowe
st, 
set le
sse then thou
  653580throwe
st, leaue thy drinke and thy whore, and keepe in a doore,
  656581and thou 
shalt haue more, then two tens to a 
score.
  658582Lear. This is nothing foole.
  659583Foole. Then like the breath of an vnfeed Lawyer, you gaue me
  660584nothing for it; can you make no v
se of nothing Vncle?
  662585Lear. Why no boy, nothing can be made out of nothing.
  664586Foole. Prethee tell him, 
so much the rent of his land comes to,
  665587he will not beleeue a foole.
  667589Foole. Do
st thou know the di
fference my boy, betweene a bit
-  668590ter foole, and a 
sweete foole.
  669.1592Foole. That Lord that coun
saild thee to giue away thy Land,
  669.2593Come place him heere by me, do thou for him 
stand,
  669.3594The 
sweete and bitter foole will pre
sently appeare,
  669.4595The one in motley here, the other found out there.
  669.5596Lear. Do
st thou call me foole boy?
  669.6597Foole. Al thy other Titles thou ha
st giuen away, that thou wa
st  669.8599Kent. This is not altogether foole my Lord.
  669.9600Foole. No faith, Lords and great men will not let me, if I had
  669.10601a monopolie out, they would haue part on't, and lodes too, they
  669.11602will not let me haue all foole to my 
selfe, thei'l be 
snatching; giue
  670603me an egge Nunckle, and ile giue thee two crownes.
  672604Lear. What two crownes 
shall they be?
  673605Foole. Why after I haue cut the egge in the middle and eate vp
  674606the meate, the two crownes of the egge: when thou cloue
st thy
  675607crowne in the middle, and gaue
st away both parts, thou bore
st  676608thy a
sse on thy back ore the dirt, thou had
st little wit in thy bald
  677609crowne, when thou gaue
st thy golden one away; if I 
speak like
  678610my 
selfe in this, let him be whipt that 
fir
st findes it 
so.
  680611Fooles had nere le
sse wit in a yeare,
  681612For wi
se men are growne foppi
sh,
  682613They know not how their wits do weare,
  683614Their manners are 
so api
sh.
  684615Lear. When were you wont to be 
so full of 
songs 
sirra?
  685616Foole. I haue v
sed it Nuncle, euer 
since thou mad'
st thy daugh
-  686617ters thy mother, for when thou gaue
st them the rod, and put
st  687618downe thine owne breeches, then they for 
sudden ioy did weep,
  689619and I for 
sorrow 
sung, that 
such a King 
should play bo-peepe,
  690620and goe the fooles among: prethee Nunckle keepe a 
schoole
-  692621ma
ster that can teach thy foole to lie, I would faine learne to lie.
  694622Lear. If you lie, wee'l haue you whipt.
  695623Foole. I maruell what kin thou and thy daughters are, they'l
  696624haue me whipt for 
speaking true, thou wilt haue mee whipt for
  697625lying, and 
sometime I am whipt for holding my peace, I had ra
-  698626ther be any kinde of thing then a foole, and yet I would not bee
  699627thee Nunckle, thou ha
st pared thy wit a both 
sides, and left no
-  700628thing in the middle; heere comes one of the parings.
  703630Lear. How now daughter, what makes that Frontlet on,
  704631Me-thinkes you are too much alate it'h frowne.
  705632Foole. Thou wa
st a pretty fellow when thou had
st no neede to
  706633care for her frowne, thou, thou art an O without a 
figure, I am
  707634better then thou art now, I am a foole, thou art nothing, yes for
-  708635sooth I will hold my tongue, 
so your face bids me, though you
  710637Mum, mum, he that keepes neither cru
st nor crum,
  711638Weary of all, 
shall want 
some, That's a 
sheald pe
scod.
  712639Gon. Not onely 
sir this, your all-licenc'd foole, but other of
  713640your in
solent retinue do hourely carpe and quarrell, breaking
  714641foorth in ranke and (not to be endured riots) Sir, I had thought
  716642by making this well knowne vnto you, to haue found a 
safe re
-  717643dre
sse, but now grow fearefull by what your 
selfe too late haue
  718644spoke and done, that you prote
ct this cour
se, and put on by your
  720645allowance, which if you 
should, the fault would not 
scape cen
-  721646sure, nor the redre
sse 
sleepe, which in the tender of a whole
some
  722647weal, might in their working do you that o
ffence, that el
se were
  724648shame, that then nece
ssity mu
st call di
screete proceedings.
  726649Foole. For you trow Nunckle, the hedge-
sparrow fed the Coo
-  727650kow 
so long, that it had it head bit o
ff beit young, 
so out went
  728651the Candle, and we were le
ft darkling.
  730652Lear. Are you our Daughter?
  731653Gonorill. Come 
sir, I would you would make v
se of that good
  654wi
sedome whereof I know you are fraught, and put away the
se
  733655di
spo
sitions, that of late transforme you from what you rightly
  735657Foole. May not an A
sse know when the Cart drawes the hor
se,
  738659Lear. Doth any here know me? why this is not 
Lear; doth
  740660Lear walke thus? 
speake thus? where are his eies, either his no
-  741661tion, weakne
sse, or his di
scernings are lethergy, 
sleeping or wa
-  742662king; ha! 
sure tis not 
so, who is it that can tell me who I am?
  744663Lears shadow? I would learne that, for by the markes of 
soue
-  744.1664raignty, knowledge, & rea
son, I 
should be fal
se per
swaded I had
  744.3666Foole. Which they, will make an obedient Father.
  745667Le. Your name faire gentlewoman?
  746668Gon. Come 
sir, this admiration is much of the fauour of other
  747669your new prankes; I do be
seech you vnder
stand my purpo
ses a
-  748670right, as you are old and reuerend, you 
should be wi
se, heere doe
  750671you keepe one hundred Knights and Squires, men 
so di
sordered,
  751672so deboy
st and bold, that this our Court infe
cted with their
  752673manners, 
shewes like a riotous Inne, epicuri
sme and lu
st make
  754674more like a Tauerne or Brothell, then a great Pallace, the 
shame
  755675it 
selfe doth 
speake for in
stant remedy, bee thou de
sired by her,
  757676that el
se will take the thing 
she begs, a little to di
squantity your
  758677traine, and the remainder that 
shall 
still depend, to be 
such men
  760678as may be
sort your age, and know them
selues and you.
  762679Lear. Darkne
sse and Diuels! 
saddle my hor
ses, call my traine
  763680together, degenerate ba
stard, ile not trouble thee; yet haue I left
  766682Gon. You 
strike my people, and your di
sordered rabble, make
  767683seruants of their betters.
  769685Lear. We that too late repent's vs; O 
sir, are you come? Is it
  770686your will that we prepare any hor
ses, ingratitude! thou marble
-  771687hearted 
fiend, more hideous when thou 
shewe
st thee in a childe,
  773688then the Sea-mon
ster, dete
sted kite, thou le
ssen my traine and
  776689men of choi
se and rare
st parts, that all particulars of duty know,
  778690and in the mo
st exa
ct regard, 
support the wor
shippes of their
  779691name, O mo
st small fault, how vgly did
st thou in 
Cordelia shew,
  781692that like an engine wrencht my frame of nature from the 
fixt
  782693place, drew from my heart all loue, & added to the gall; ô 
Lear,
  783694Lear beate at this gate that let thy folly in, and thy deare iudg
-  785695ment out, goe, goe, my people?
  786696Duke. My Lord, I am guiltle
sse as I am ignorant.
  788697Lear. It may be 
so my Lord, harke 
Nature, heare deere God
-  789698de
sse, 
su
spend thy purpo
se, if thou did
st intend to make this cre
-  791699ture fruitefull, into her wombe conuey 
sterility, dry vp in her the
  793700Organs of encrea
se, and from her derogate body neuer 
spring a
  795701babe to honor her; if 
she mu
st teem, create her childe of 
spleen,
  796702that it may liue and be a thourt di
suetur'd torment to her, let it
  798703stampe wrinckles in her brow of youth, with accent teares, fret
  799704channels in her cheek[e]s, turne all her mothers paines and bene
-  800705fits to laughter and contempt, that 
shee may feele, how 
sharper
  802706then a 
serpents tooth it is, to haue a thankle
sse childe, goe, goe,
  804708Duke. Now Gods that we adore, whereof comes this!
  806709Gon. Neuer a
ffli
ct your 
selfe to know the cau
se, but let his di
s-  807710po
sition haue that 
scope that dotage giues it.
  810711Lear. What, 
fifty of my followers at a clap, within a fortnight?
  812712Duke. What is the matter 
sir?
  813713Lear. Ile tell thee, life and death! I am 
sham'd that thou ha
st  815714power to 
shake my man-hood thus, that the
se hot teares that
  816715breake from me perforce, 
should make the wor
st bla
sts and fogs
  818716vpon the vntender woundings of a fathers cur
se, peru
se euery
  820717sence about the olde fond eies, be-weepe this cau
se againe, ile
  821718plucke you out, and you can ca
st with the waters that you make to
  823719temper clay, yea, is it come to this? yet haue I left a daughter,
  825720whom I am 
sure is kinde and comfortable, when 
she 
shall heare
  826721this of thee, with her nailes 
shee'l 
fley thy wolui
sh vi
sage, thou
  827722shalt 
finde that ile re
sume the 
shape, which thou doe
st thinke I
  829723haue ca
st o
ff for euer, thou 
shalt I warrant thee.
 Exit.  830724Gon. Do you marke that my Lord?
  831725Duke. I cannot be 
so partiall 
Gonorill to the great loue I beare
  833727Gon. Come 
sir, no more ; you, more knaue then foole, after your
  835729Foole. Nuncle 
Lear, Nuncle 
Lear, tarry and take the foole with
  837730a fox when one has caught her, and 
such a daughter, 
should 
sure
  839731to the 
slaughter, if my cap would buy a halter, 
so the foole fol
-  858735Gon. What, haue you writ this letter to my 
sister?
  860737Gon. Take you 
some company, and away to hor
se, informe her
  861738full of my particular feares, and thereto adde 
such rea
sons of your
  862739owne, as may compa
ct it more, get you gone, and after your re
-  864740turne -------- now my Lord, this mildie gentlene
sse and cour
se of
  865741yours though I di
slike not, yet vnder pardon y'are much more a
-  867742lapt want of wi
sedome, then prai
se for harmfull mildne
sse.
  869743Duke. How farre your eies may pierce I cannot tell,
  870744Striuing to better ought, we marre what's well.
  872746Duke. Well, well, the euent.
 Exit.