531480Kent. If but as well I other accents borrow,
 532that can my 
speech
  481defu
se, my good intent 
533may carry through it 
selfe to that full i
s-  482sue 
534for which I raz'd my likenes, now bani
sht 
Kent,
 535if thou can
st  483serue where thou do
st stand condem'd, 
536thy mai
ster whom thou
  484loue
st 537shall 
find the full of labour.
  539486Lear. Let me not 
stay a iot for dinner, goe get it readie, 
540how
  542489Lear. What do
st thou profe
sse? what would'
st thou 
543with vs?
  544490Kent. I doe profe
sse to be no le
sse then I 
seeme, to 
serue 
545him
  491truly that will put me in tru
st, to loue him that is 
546hone
st, to con
-  492uer
se with him that is wi
se,
 and 
sayes little, to 
547feare iudgement,
  493to 
fight when I cannot chu
se, and to 
548eate no 
fishe.
  550495Kent. A very hone
st harted fellow, and as poore as 
551the king.
  552496Lear. If thou be as poore for a 
subie
ct,
 as he is for a 
553King,
 thar't
  497poore enough, what would'
st thou
?  554498Kent. Seruice.
 Lear. 555Who would'
st thou 
serue
?  556499Kent. You.
 Lear. 557Do'
st thou know me fellow
?  558500Kent. No 
sir,
 but you haue that in your countenance,
 559which
  501I would faine call Mai
ster.
  562503Lear. What 
seruices can
st doe
?  563504Kent. I can keepe hone
st coun
saile, ride, run, mar a 
564curious
  505tale in telling it, and deliuer a plaine me
ssage 
565bluntly, that
  506which ordinarie men are 
fit for, I am qua
566li
fied in, and the be
st  568509Kent. Not 
so yong to loue a woman for 
singing,
 569nor 
so old to
  510dote on her for any thing, I haue yeares on 
570my backe fortie
  571512Lear. Follow mee, thou 
shalt 
serue mee, if I like thee no
  572513wor
se after dinner, I will not part from thee yet, dinner, 
573ho din
-  514ner,
 wher's my knaue, my foole, goe you and call 
574my foole he
-  515ther,
 you 
sirra,
 whers my daughter?
  577518Lear. What 
say's the fellow there, call the clat-
578pole backe,
  519whers my foole, ho I thinke the world's 
579a
sleepe, how now,
  580521Kent. He 
say's my Lord,
 your daughter is not well.
  581522Lear. Why came not the 
slaue backe to mee when I 
582cal'd
  583524seruant. Sir, hee an
swered mee in the rounde
st maner, 
584hee
  525would not.
585 Lear. A would not
?  586526seruant. My Lord,
 I know not what the matter is, 
587but to my
  527iudgemẽt,
 your highnes is not ẽtertained 
588with that ceremonious
  528a
ffe
ction as you were wont, 
589ther's a great abatement, apeer's as
  529well in 
590the generall dependants, as in the Duke him
selfe al
so,
  530and 
591your daughter.
592 Lear. Ha, 
say'
st thou 
so
?  593531seruant. I be
seech you pardon mee my Lord,
 if I be 
594mi
staken,
  532for my dutie cannot bee 
silent, when I thinke 
595your highne
sse
  596534Lear. Thou but remember'
st me of mine owne con
597ception, I
  535haue perceiued a mo
st faint negle
ct of late, 
598which I haue rather
  536blamed as mine owne ielous curio
599sitie,
 then as a very pretence
 &
  537purport of vnkindne
sse, 
600I will looke further into't, but wher's
  538this foole? I 
601haue not 
seene him this two dayes.
  602539seruant. Since my yong Ladies going into 
France 603sir, the foole
  604541Lear. No more of that, I haue noted it, goe you 
605and tell my
  542daughter,
 I would 
speake with her,
 goe you 
606cal hither my foole,
  543O you 
sir, you 
sir, come you hither, 
607who am I 
sir?
  610545Lear. My Ladies father, my Lords knaue, you hore
611son dog,
  612547Stew. I am none of this my Lord,
  613I be
seech you pardon me.
  614548Lear. Doe you bandie lookes with me you ra
scall
?  615549Stew. Ile not be 
struck my Lord,
  616550Kent. Nor tript neither, you ba
se football player.
  617551Lear. I thanke thee fellow, 
618thou 
seru'
st me,
 and ile loue thee.
  619552Kent. Come 
sir ile teach you di
fferences, 
620away, away, if
  553you will mea
sure your lubbers length a
621gaine, tarry, but away,
  622555Lear. Now friendly knaue I thanke thee, their's 
623earne
st of
  556thy 
seruice. 
624  Enter Foole.  625557Foole. Let me hire him too, heer's my coxcombe.
  626558Lear. How now my prety knaue, how do'
st thou
?  627559Foole. Sirra, you were be
st take my coxcombe.
  629561Foole. Why for taking on's part, that's out of fauour,
 630nay and
  562thou can'
st not 
smile as the wind 
sits, thou't catch 
631cold 
shortly,
  563there take my coxcombe; why this fellow 
632hath bani
sht two
  564on's daughters, and done the third a 
633ble
ssing again
st his will, if
  565thou follow him, thou mu
st 634needs weare my coxcombe, how
  566now nuncle, would 
635I had two coxcombes, and two daughters.
  637568Foole. If I gaue them any liuing, id'e keepe my cox
638combs
  569my 
selfe, ther's mine, beg another of thy 
639daughters.
  640570Lear. Take heede 
sirra, the whip.
  641571Foole. Truth is a dog that mu
st to kenell, hee mu
st bee 
642whipt
  572out, when Ladie oth'e brach may 
stand by the 
fire 
643and 
stincke.
  644573Lear. A pe
stilent gull to mee.
  645574Foole. Sirra ile teach thee a 
speech.
646 Lear. Doe.
  647575Foole. Marke it vncle, 
648haue more then thou 
shewe
st, 
649speake
  576le
sse then thou knowe
st, 
650lend le
sse then thou owe
st, 
651ride more
  577then thou goe
st, 
652learne more then thou trowe
st, 
653set le
sse then
  578thou throwe
st, 
654leaue thy drinke and thy whore, 
655and keepe in a
  579doore, 
656and thou 
shalt haue more, 
657then two tens to a 
score.
  658580Lear. This is nothing foole.
  659581Foole. Then like the breath of an vnfeed Lawyer, 
660you gaue
  582me nothing for't, can you make no v
se of
 no
661thing vncle
?  662583Lear. Why no boy, 
663nothing can be made out of nothing.
  664584Foole. Preethe tell him 
so much the rent of his land 
665comes to,
  585he will not beleeue a foole.
  667587Foole. Doo'
st know the di
fference my boy,
 be
668tweene a bitter
  588foole, and a 
sweete foole.
  669589Lear. No lad, teach mee.
  670590Foole. 670.01That Lord that coun
sail'd thee to giue away thy land,
  670.02591Come place him heere by mee, doe thou for him 
stand,
  670.03592The 
sweet and bitter foole will pre
sently appeare,
  670.04593The one in motley here, the other found out there.
  670.05594Lear. Do'
st thou call mee foole boy
?  670.06595Foole. All thy other Titles thou ha
st giuen away, tha thou
  670.08597Kent. This is not altogether foole my Lord.
  670.09598Foole. No faith, Lords and great men will not let me, if I had
  670.10599a monopolie out,
 they would haue part an't,
 and Ladies too,
 they
  670.11600will not let me haue all the foole to my 
selfe, they'l be 
snatching;
  601giue me an egge Nuncle, and ile giue thee 
671two crownes.
  672602Lear. What two crownes 
shall they be
?  673603Foole. Why, after I haue cut the egge in the middle and 
674eate
  604vp the meate, the two crownes of the egge; when 
675thou cloue
st  605thy crowne it'h middle,
 and gaue
st away 
676both parts, thou bore
st  606thy a
sse at'h backe or'e the 
677durt, thou had'
st little wit in thy bald
  607crowne, when thou 
678gaue
st thy golden one away, if I 
speake like
  608my 
selfe in 
679this, let him be whipt that 
fir
st finds it 
so.
  680609Fooles had nere le
sse wit,  in a yeare,
  681610For wi
se men are growne foppi
sh,
  682611They know not how their wits doe weare,
  683612Their manners are 
so api
sh.
  684613Lear. When were you wont to be 
so full of 
songs 
sirra?
  685614Foole. I haue vs'd it nuncle,
 euer 
since thou mad'
st 686thy daugh
-  615ters thy mother, for when thou gaue
st them 
687the rod, and put'
st  616downe thine own breeches, then they 
688for 
sudden ioy did weep,
  689617and I for 
sorrow 
sung, 
690that 
such a King 
should play bo-peepe,
  691618and goe the fooles among: 
692prethe Nunckle keepe a 
schoolema
-  619ster that can teach 
693thy foole to lye, I would faine learneto lye.
  694620Lear. And you lye, weele haue you whipt.
  695621Foole. I maruell what kin thou and thy daughters are, 
696they'l
  622haue me whipt for 
speaking true, thou wilt haue mee 
697whipt for
  623lying, and 
sometime I am whipt for holding 
698my peace, I had
  624rather be any kind of thing then a foole,
 699and yet I would not bee
  625thee Nuncle,
 thou ha
st pared thy 
700wit a both 
sides, & left nothing
  626in the middle,
 here 
701comes one of the parings.
  703628Lear. How now daughter, what makes that Frontlet 
704on,
  629Me thinks you are too much alate
 it'h frowne.
  705630Foole. Thou wa
st a prettie fellow when thou had'
st no 
706need
  631to care for her frowne, now thou art an O with
707out a 
figure, I am
  632better then thou art now, I am a foole,
 708thou art nothing, yes for
-  633sooth I will hould my tongue, 
so 
709your face bids mee, though
  710635Mum, mum, he that keepes neither cru
st nor crum,
  711636Wearie of all, 
shall want 
some. That's a 
sheald pe
scod.
  712637Gon. Not onely 
sir this,
 your all-licenc'd foole, 
713but other of
  638your in
solent retinue 
714do hourely carpe and quarrell, breaking
  639forth 
716in ranke & (not to be indured riots,) Sir I had thought by
  640making this well knowne vnto you, 
717to haue found a 
safe redres,
  641but now grow fearefull 
718by what your 
selfe too late haue 
spoke
  642and done, 
719that you prote
ct this cour
se, and put on 
720by your al
-  643lowance, which if you 
should,
 the fault 
721would not 
scape cen
sure,
  644nor the redre
sse,
 sleepe, 
722which in the tender of a whol
some
  645weale, 
723might in their working doe you that o
ffence, 
724that el
se
  646were 
shame, that then nece
ssitie 
725mu
st call di
screet proceedings.
  726647Foole. For you trow nuncle, the hedge 
sparrow 
727fed the Coo
-  648kow 
so long, that it had it head bit o
ff beit 
728young, 
so out went
  649the candle, and we were left dark
729ling.
  730650Lear. Are you our daughter?
  731651Gon. Come 
sir, I would you would make v
se of that good
  652wi
sedome 
732whereof I know you are fraught, and put away 
733the
se
  653di
spo
sitions, that of late tran
sforme you 
734from what you rightly
  735655Foole. May not an A
sse know when the cart drawes 
736the hor
se,
  738657Lear. Doth any here know mee? 
739why this is not 
Lear, 
740doth
  658Lear walke thus? 
speake thus? where are his eyes, 
741either his no
-  659tion,
 weaknes,
 or his di
scernings 
742are lethergie,
 sleeping,
 or wake
-  660ing; ha! 
sure tis not 
so,
 743who is it that can tell me who I am
? Lears  744661shadow
? I would learne that, for by the markes of 
soueraintie,
  744.1662knowledge, and rea
son, I 
should bee fal
se per
swaded I had
  744.3664Foole. Which they,
 will make an obedient father.
  745665Lear. Your name faire gentlewoman?
  746666Gon. Come 
sir, this admiration is much of the 
sauour 
747of other
  667your new prankes, I doe be
seech you 
748vnder
stand my purpo
ses
  668aright,
 749as you are old and reuerend,
 should be wi
se, 
750here do you
  669keepe a 100.
 Knights and Squires, 
751men 
so di
sordred, 
so deboy
st  670and bold,
 752that this our court infe
cted with their manners,
 753showes
  671like a riotous Inne,
 epicuri
sme,
 and lu
st 754make more like a tauerne
  672or brothell, 
755then a great pallace, the 
shame it 
selfe doth 
speake
  756673for in
stant remedie, be thou de
sired 
757by her, that el
se will take the
  674thing 
shee
 begs, 
758a little to di
squantitie your traine, 
759and the re
-  675mainder that 
shall 
still depend, 
760to bee 
such men as may be
sort
  676your age, 
761that know them
selues and you.
  762677Lear. Darkenes,
 and Deuils
! 763saddle my hor
ses, call my traine
  678together, 
764degenerate ba
stard, ile not trouble thee, 
765yet haue I left
  766680Gon. You 
strike my people,
 and your di
sordred rabble,
 767make
  681seruants of their betters. 	
768Enter Duke.  769682Lear. We that too late repent's,
 O 
sir,
 are you come
? 770is it your
  683will that wee prepare any hor
ses,
 771ingratitude
! thou marble har
-  684ted 
fiend, 
772more hideous when thou 
shewe
st thee in a child,
 773then
  685the Sea-mon
ster, 
775dete
sted kite, thou li
st 776my traine, and men of
  686choi
se and rare
st parts, 
777that all particulars of dutie knowe, 
778and
  687in the mo
st exa
ct regard, 
support 
779the wor
ships of their name,
 O
  688mo
st small fault, 
780how vgly did'
st thou in 
Cordelia shewe, that
  781689like an engine wrencht my frame of nature 
782from the 
fixt place,
  690drew from my heart all loue 
783and added to the gall,
 O 
Lear.
 Lear!  784691beat at this gate that let thy folly in, 
785and thy deere iudgement
  692out,
 goe goe, my people
?  786693Duke, My Lord,
 I am giltles as I am ignorant.
  788694Leir. It may be 
so my Lord, 
789harke 
Nature,
 heare deere God
-  695de
sse, 
790su
spend thy purpo
se, if thou did'
st intend 
791to make this
  696creature fruitful 
792into her wombe, conuey 
sterility, 
793drie vp in hir
  697the organs of increa
se,
 794and from her derogate body neuer 
spring
  795698a babe to honour her, if
 shee mu
st teeme, 
796create her childe of
  699spleene, that it may liue 
797and bee a thourt di
suetur'd torment to
  700her, 
798let it 
stampe wrinckles in her brow of youth, 
799with accent
  701teares, fret channels in her cheeks,
 800turne all her mothers paines
  702and bene
fits 
801to laughter and contempt, that 
shee may feele,
 that
  703she may feele, 
802how 
sharper then a 
serpents tooth it is, 
803to haue a
  704thankle
sse child, goe, goe,
 my people
?  804705Duke. Now Gods that we adore, 
805whereof comes this!
  806706Gon. Neuer a
ffli
ct your 
selfe to know the cau
se, 
807but let his
  707di
spo
sition haue that 
scope 
808that dotage giues it.
  810708Lear. What,
 fiftie of my followers at a clap,
 811within a fortnight?
  812709Duke. What is the matter 
sir?
  813710Lear. Ile tell thee, 
814life and death!
 I am a
sham'd
  711power to 
shake my manhood thus, 
816that the
se hot teares that
  712breake from me perforce.
 817should make the wor
st 818bla
sts and fogs
  713vpon 
819the vntented woundings of a fathers
 cur
sse, 
820pierce euery
  714sence about the old fond eyes, 
821beweepe this cau
se againe, ile
  715pluck you out,
822 & you ca
st with the waters that you make 
823to tem
-  716per clay, yea, i'
st come to this? 
824yet haue I left a daughter,
 825whom
  717I am 
sure is kind and comfortable, 
826when 
shee 
shall heare this of
  718thee, with her nailes 
827shee'l 
flea thy wolui
sh vi
sage, thou 
shalt
  719find 
828that ile re
sume the 
shape,
 which thou do
st thinke 
829I haue ca
st  720o
ff for euer, thou 
shalt I warrant thee.
  830721Gon. Doe you marke that my Lord
?  831722Duke. I cannot bee 
so partiall 
Gonorill  724Gon. Come 
sir no more,
  834you, more knaue then foole, after 
725your ma
ster? 
835  726Foole. Nunckle
 Lear, Nunckle 
Lear, 
836tary and take the foole 
727with 
837a fox when one has caught her, 
838and 
such a daughter 
839should 
728sure to the 
slaughter, 
840if my cap would buy a halter, 
841so the foole 
729followes after.
  848730Gon. What 
Oswald, ho.
Oswald. Here Madam, 
858  731Gon. What haue you writ this letter to my 
sister?
  733Gon. Take you 
some company, and away to hor
se,
  861informe 
734her full of my particular feares, 
862and thereto add 
such rea
sons of
  735your owne, 
863as may compa
ct it more,
 get you gon, 
864& hasten your
  736returne now my Lord,
 865this mildie gentlenes and cour
se of yours
  866737though I di
slike not, yet vnder pardon 
867y'are much more attastk
  738for want of wi
sedome, 
868then prai
se for harmfull mildnes.
  869739Duke. How farre your eyes may pearce I cannot tell, 
870striuing
740to better ought, we marre whats well.
  871741Gon. Nay then.
872 Duke. Well,
 well,
 the euent, 
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