749married, they would talke them
selues madde.
  750Prince. Counte 
 Claudio, when meane you to goe to
  752Clau. To morrow my Lord, Time goes on crutches,
  753till Loue haue all his rites.
  754Leonata. Not till monday, my deare 
sonne, which is
  755hence a iu
st seuen night, and a time too briefe too, to haue
  756all things an
swer minde.
  757Prince. Come, you 
shake the head at 
so long a brea
-  758thing, but I warrant thee 
Claudio, the time 
shall not goe
  759dully by vs, I will in the 
interim, vndertake one of 
 Her-  760cules labors, which is, to bring Signior 
 Benedicke and the
  761Lady 
Beatrice into a mountaine of a
ffe
ction, th'one with
  762th'other, I would faine haue it a match, and I doubt not
  763but to fa
shion it, if you three will but mini
ster 
such a
ssi-  764stance as I 
shall giue you dire
ction.
  765Leonata. My Lord, I am for you, though it co
st mee
  768Prin. And you to gentle 
 Hero?
  769Hero. I will doe any mode
st o
ffice, my Lord, to helpe
  770my co
sin to a good husband.
  771Prin. And 
 Benedick is not the vnhopefulle
st husband
  772that I know: thus farre can I prai
se him, hee is of a noble
  773straine, of approued valour, and con
firm'd hone
sty, I will
  774teach you how to humour your co
sin, that 
shee 
shall fall
  775in loue with 
Benedicke, and I, with your two helpes, will
  776so pra
cti
se on 
Benedicke, that in de
spight of his quicke
  777wit, and his quea
sie 
stomacke, hee 
shall fall in loue with
  778Beatrice: if wee can doe this, 
 Cupid is no longer an Ar
-  779cher, his glory 
shall be ours, for wee are the onely loue
-  780gods, goe in with me, and I will tell you my drift.  
 Exit.  781 Enter Iohn and Borachio.  782Ioh. It is 
so, the Count 
 Claudio shal marry the daugh
-  784Bora. Yea my Lord, but I can cro
sse it.
  785Iohn. Any barre, any cro
sse, any impediment, will be
  786medicinable to me, I am 
sicke in di
splea
sure to him, and
  787what
soeuer comes athwart his a
ffe
ction, ranges euenly
  788with mine, how can
st thou cro
sse this marriage?
  789Bor. Not hone
stly my Lord, but 
so couertly, that no
  790di
shone
sty 
shall appeare in me.
  791Iohn. Shew me breefely how.
  792Bor. I thinke I told your Lord
ship a yeere 
since, how
  793much I am in the fauour of 
Margaret, the waiting gentle
-  796Bor. I can at any vn
sea
sonable in
stant of the night,
  797appoint her to look out at her Ladies chamber window.
  798Iohn. What life is in that, to be the death of this mar
-  800Bor. The poy
son of that lies in you to temper, goe
  801you to the Prince your brother, 
spare not to tell him, that
  802hee hath wronged his Honor in marrying the renowned
  803Claudio, who
se e
stimation do you mightily hold vp, to a
  804contaminated 
stale, 
such a one as 
Hero.
  805Iohn. What proofe 
shall I make of that?
  806Bor. Proofe enough, to mi
su
se the Prince, to vexe
  807Claudio, to vndoe 
 Hero, and kill 
 Leonato, looke you for a
-  809Iohn. Onely to de
spight them, I will endeauour any
  811Bor. Goe then, 
finde me a meete howre, to draw on
  812Pedro and the Count 
 Claudio alone, tell them that you
  813know that 
Hero loues me, intend a kinde of zeale both
  814to the Prince and 
Claudio (as in a loue of your brothers
  815honor who hath made this match) and his friends repu
-  816tation, who is thus like to be co
sen'd with the 
semblance
  817of a maid, that you haue di
scouer'd thus: they will 
scarce
-  818ly beleeue this without triall: o
ffer them in
stances which
  819shall beare no le
sse likelihood, than to 
see mee at her
  820chamber window, heare me call 
Margaret, 
 Hero; heare
  821Margaret terme me 
 Claudio, and bring them to 
see this
  822the very night before the intended wedding, for in the
  823meane time, I will 
so fa
shion the matter, that 
Hero shall
  824be ab
sent, and there 
shall appeare 
such 
seeming truths of
  825Heroes di
sloyaltie, that iealou
sie 
shall be cal'd a
ssurance,
  826and all the preparation ouerthrowne.
  827Iohn. Grow this to what aduer
se i
ssue it can, I will
  828put it in pra
cti
se: be cunning in the working this, and
  829thy fee is a thou
sand ducates.
  830Bor. Be thou con
stant in the accu
sation, and my cun
-  831ning 
shall not 
shame me.
  832Iohn. I will pre
sentlie goe learne their day of marri
-  
 834 Enter Benedicke alone.  837Bene. In my chamber window lies a booke, bring it
  838hither to me in the orchard.
  839Boy. I am heere already 
sir. 
  Exit.   840Bene. I know that, but I would haue thee hence, and
  841heere againe. I doe much wonder, that one man 
seeing
  842how much another man is a foole, when he dedicates his
  843behauiours to loue, will after hee hath laught at 
such
  844shallow follies in others, become the argument of his
  845owne 
scorne, by falling in loue, & 
such a man is 
Claudio,
  846I haue known when there was no mu
sicke with him but
  847the drum and the 
fife, and now had hee rather heare the
  848taber and the pipe: I haue knowne when he would haue
  849walkt ten mile afoot, to 
see a good armor, and now will
  850he lie ten nights awake caruing the fa
shion of a new dub
-  851let: he was wont to 
speake plaine, & to the purpo
se (like
  852an hone
st man & a 
souldier) and now is he turn'd ortho
-  853graphy, his words are a very fanta
sticall banquet, iu
st so
  854many 
strange di
shes: may I be 
so conuerted, & 
see with
  855the
se eyes? I cannot tell, I thinke not: I will not bee
  856sworne, but loue may transforme me to an oy
ster, but Ile
  857take my oath on it, till he haue made an oy
ster of me, he
  858shall neuer make me 
such a foole: one woman is faire, yet
  859I am well: another is wi
se, yet I am well: another vertu
-  860ous, yet I am well: but till all graces be in one woman,
  861one woman 
shall not come in my grace: rich 
shee 
shall
  862be, that's certaine: wi
se, or Ile none: vertuous, or Ile ne
-  863uer cheapen her: faire, or Ile neuer looke on her: milde,
  864or come not neere me: Noble, or not for an Angell: of
  865good di
scour
se: an excellent Mu
sitian, and her haire 
shal
  866be of what colour it plea
se God, hah! the Prince and
  867Mon
sieur Loue, I will hide me in the Arbor. 
  
 868 Enter Prince, Leonato, Claudio, and Iacke Wilson.  869Prin. Come, 
shall we heare this mu
sicke?
  870Claud. Yea my good Lord: how 
still the euening is,
  871As hu
sht on purpo
se to grace harmonie.
  872Prin. See you where 
 Benedicke hath hid him
selfe?
  873Clau. O very well my Lord: the mu
sicke ended,
  874Wee'll 
fit the kid-foxe with a penny worth.
  875Prince. Come 
 Balthasar, wee'll heare that 
song again.
  876Balth. O good my Lord, taxe not 
so bad a voyce,
  877To 
slander mu
sicke any more then once.
  878Prin. It is the witne
sse 
still of excellency,
  To