An Expostulation with Inigo Jones (1631)

 An Expostulation with Inigo Jones

Master  Surveyor, you that first began

From  thirty  pound in pipkins to the man

You are; from them leaped forth an architect

Able to talk of  Euclid, and correct

Both him and  Archimede; damn  Archytas, 5

The noblest engineer that ever was;

 Control  Ctesibius; overbearing us

With mistook names out of  Vitruvius;

 Drawn Aristotle on us, and thence shown

How much  architectonike is your own, 10

Whether the  building of the stage or scene,

Or making of the properties it mean,

 Vizors or  antics, or it comprehend

Something your   sirship doth not yet intend!

By all your titles and  whole   style at once 15

Of  Tire-man,  Mountebank, and  Justice Jones,

I do salute you! Are you  fitted yet?

Will any of these express your place or wit?

Or are you so ambitious ’bove your peers

You would be an  asinigo by your ears? 20

Why, much good do’t you! Be what beast you will,

 You’ll be, as  Langley said, an  Inigo still.

What makes your wretchedness to bray so loud

In town and court? Are you grown rich and proud?

Your trappings will not change you. Change your mind. 25

No  velvet sheath you wear will alter kind.

A  wooden dagger is a dagger of wood,

Though gold or ivory  hafts would make it good.

What is the cause you  pomp it so? I ask,

And all men echo  ‘You have  made a masque.’ 30

I chime that too, and I have met with those

That do  cry up the  machine and the shows!

 The majesty of Juno in the clouds,

And peering forth of Iris in the  shrouds!

 Th’ascent of Lady Fame, which none could spy, 35

Not they that  sided her, Dame Poetry,

Dame History, Dame Architecture too,

And  Goody Sculpture,  brought with much ado

To hold her up. Oh shows! Shows! Mighty shows!

The eloquence of masques! What need of prose 40

Or verse, or  sense t’express immortal you?

You are the  spectacles of state!  ’Tis true

 Court hieroglyphics!  And all arts afford

In the mere perspective of an inch board!

You ask no more  than certain politic eyes, 45

Eyes that  can pierce into the  mysteries

Of  many colours, read them, and reveal

 Mythology there painted on  slit deal!

Oh, to make  boards to speak! There is a task:

Painting and carpentry are the  soul of masque. 50

 Pack with your peddling poetry to the stage;

This is the money-get,   mechanic age!

To plant the music where no ear  can reach,

Attire the persons as no thought can teach

Sense what  they are, which by a specious, fine 55

Term of the architect’s is called  ‘design’!

 But in the practised truth destruction is

Of any art  beside what he calls his!

Whither, oh whither will this tire-man grow?

His name is   Σκ∊υοποιός we all know, 60

The maker of the properties. In sum

The  scene, the engine! But he now is come

To be the   music-master, fabler too.

He is, or would be, the main  Dominus Do-

All i’the work! And so shall still, for Ben: 65

Be  Inigo, the  whistle, and his men!

He’s   warm on his feet now, he says, and can

 Swim without cork! Why, thank the good  Queen Anne.

I am too fat t’envy him; he  too lean

To be worth envy. Henceforth I do mean 70

To pity him, as smiling at his feat

Of  lantern-lerry, with  fuliginous heat

Whirling his  whimsies by a subtlety

Sucked from the veins of shop-philosophy.

What would he do now,   giving his mind that way 75

In presentation of some  puppet play,

Should but the king his justice-hood employ

In setting-forth of such a solemn toy?

How would he  firk, like  Adam Overdo,

Up and about? Dive into cellars, too, 80

Disguised, and thence drag forth enormity?

Discover vice? Commit absurdity

 Under the moral? Show he had a  pate

 Moulded or  stroked up to  survey a state?

Oh, wise surveyor, wiser architect, 85

But wisest Inigo! Who can reflect

 On the new priming of thy old  sign-posts,

Reviving with fresh colours the pale ghosts

Of thy  dead standards, or, with miracle, see

Thy twice-conceived, thrice-paid-for imagery 90

And not fall down before it, and confess

Almighty architecture? Who no less

A goddess is than painted cloth, deal boards,

Vermilion,  lake, or  cinnabar affords

Expression for, with that unbounded line 95

 Aimed at in thy omnipotent design!

What  poesy e’er was  painted on a wall

That  might compare with thee? What story shall

Of all the  Worthies hope t’outlast thy one,

 So the materials be of  Purbeck stone? 100

Live long, the  Feasting Room, and ere thou burn

Again, thy architect to ashes turn!

Whom not  ten fires, nor a parliament can

With all  remonstrance, make an honest man!

An Expostulation Circulated only in manuscript in Jonson’s lifetime; first printed by Whalley from a manuscript belonging to George Vertue. Inigo Jones (1573–1652), Royal Surveyor from Oct. 1615, designed sets and stage machinery for Jonson’s masques from Blackness (1604) onwards. Relations between these two strong characters were strained: by 1618–19 Jonson ‘said to Prince Charles of Inigo Jones, that when he wanted words to express the greatest villainy in the world, he would call him an Inigo’ (Informations, 367–9). Jones is the most likely target of Epigr. 115 and 129 (both certainly composed before 1616), and is pilloried as In-and-In Medley, the joiner in Tub, and as Colonel Iniquo Vitruvius in Bolsover. Jones composed an epigram ‘To his false friend Mr Ben Jonson’ (which survives in British Library, Harley MS 6057, fol. 30; Literary Record, Electronic Edition) and inserted hostile comments about Jonson into the margins of his Italian copy of Plutarch (A. V. Johnson, 1986). This poem suggests there was a deep difference between them on principle over whether words or scenery were the ‘soul’ of masque (see Gordon, 1975, 77–101), but pride and ambition for court patronage played its part: Jones is believed to have objected when his name appeared second on the title-page of Love’s Tr. (1631), which would have shown acute sensitivity, since both his and Jonson’s names are side by side. His name was then omitted from the title-page of Chloridia (as was Jonson’s), which is supposed to have enraged Jones (Gifford, 1875, 1.161). This poem was written some time early in 1631 (see 104n.). Jonson ceased to compose masques for the court soon after this date. This and the two following poems may reflect his recognition that his rival had won — and indeed Aurelian Townshend ends his masque Albion’s Triumph (Jan. 1632) with a profession that ‘the structure and changes of the scene’ matter more than ‘the invention and writing of the masque’ (Townshend, Poems and Masks, 78). If James Howell’s letter to Jonson (Letter (j), Electronic Edition) is to be believed, the satires on Jones may have contributed to Jonson’s fall from favour: ‘If your spirit will not let you retract, yet you shall do well to repress any more copies of the satire, for to deal plainly with you, you have lost some ground at court by it, and as I hear from a good hand, the King who hath so great a judgement in poetry (as in all other things) is not well pleased therewith.’ This statement suggests that this and the following two poems were effectively published in manuscript: MS versions of this poem show relatively few substantive variants, most of which appear to be scribal (see full collation in Electronic Edition). There are two scribal copies on bifolia (a single sheet folded to create two leaves, a form sometimes used for the manuscript publication of satires). It is likely that the poems were thrown off in the heat and not significantly revised (although see collation and note to ‘Inigo, Marquis Would-Be’, line 12). Their absence from The Underwood suggests that Jonson may have heeded the advice offered by Howell and ‘repressed’ further copies. E. T. Jordan (1991) argues that Jones was ahead of Jonson as a theorist and practitioner of creative imitation, and Johnson (1994), 218 suggests that ‘Jonson’s attack on Jones was launched from the inside of the Vitruvian tradition’. Orgel (1971; repr. in Orgel 2002, 49–69) explicates and defends Jones’s aesthetics. [Editor: Colin Burrow]
1 Surveyor Jones had been appointed Surveyor of the King’s Works in Oct. 1615.
2 thirty . . . pipkins Pipkins are pots and pans. Moneylenders often bypassed strict laws about the maximum rate of interest by making up part of the total sum lent in worthless commodities such as lute strings; H&S suggest that Jonson means Jones began with borrowed money. His father, a clothworker, was in debt at the end of his life.
2 pound] JnB 249; poundes JnB 251, JnB 253, JnB 255 subst.
4 Euclid Greek geometrist and mathematician (c. 325–265 bc).
5 Archimede (Archimedes) Greek mathematician and engineer (c. 287–212 bc).
5 Archytas (fl. c. 400–350 bc) Pythagorean philosopher and mathematician, famous as the founder of mechanics.
7 Control Find fault with (OED, 3†b).
7 Ctesibius (fl. 270 bc), inventor, and innovator in pneumatics; he designed a water clock and war catapult.
8 Vitruvius (fl. 40 bc) was author of De Architectura, the only surviving Roman manual on architecture. Book 9 makes use of the geometry of Archytas and Archimedes among others, so Jonson insinuates that all Jones knows came from this one book. Jones’s copy of an Italian version of Vitruvius (1567) is at Chatsworth; see Gotch (1928), 247–8. Jonson’s (in Latin) is described in Jonson's Library, Electronic Edition, and the poet’s knowledge of Vitruvius is discussed in A. V. Johnson (1994), 9–35.
9 Drawn Presumably like a sword; possibly with a play on ‘pervert the sense of’ (OED, †21c).
10 architectonike Aristotle held that some skills and sciences were ἀρχιτ∊κτονικὴ to others, by which he meant that inferior skills were dependent on the higher as the work of a labourer is dependent on the skill of the architect. Although he uses the superiority of architecture as an example of this hierarchy of skills, he regards virtue (Nicomachean Ethics, 1.1.4) as the architectonic or final end of man. OED misses this usage, which predates its first cited example.
11 building] JnB 249; buildings JnB 255
13 Vizors Masks.
13 antics grotesque figures (of animals etc.; OED, n. B †1a).
14 sirship honour (sarcastically; Jones was never knighted). Predates first cited example in OED by 250 years.
14 sirship] JnB 249 (Sur-ship)
15 whole] JnB 249; whose JnB 254
15 style honorific title.
15 style] JnB 249; styles JnB 255
16 Tire-man Assistant in dressing the actors, guardian of properties – as in John Heath’s ‘In Dominam Membrosam’ from The House of Correction (1619), sig. B5v, and in Cynthia (Q), Praeludium, 130).
16 Mountebank Itinerant quack. Cf. Epigr. 129.13n.
16 Justice Jones From c. 1630 Jones was Justice of the Peace for Westminster.
17 fitted provided with a part; cf. Kyd, Spanish Tragedy, 4.1.68.
20 asinigo little ass (from the Spanish asnico or little ass); found in dramatic texts as a word for a fool; cf. Tro., 2.1.49. The MSS’s ‘Ass-Inigo’ makes the pun transparent.
22 You’ll be] JnB 249 (You’will be); You will bee JnB 250, JnB 250.5, JnB 252, JnB 254; You willbee JnB 251, JnB 255; shalbe JnB 253
22 Langley Francis Langley (1548–1602) owned the Paris Garden (see Epigr. 113.118) and built the Swan theatre in 1595.
22 Inigo Puns on the Italian ‘iniquo’, or ‘wicked’.
26 velvet sheath Velvet scabbards were fashionable (see EMI (F), 2.4.65–7).
27 wooden dagger Carried by the Vice in interludes (cf. Devil, 1.1.85 and 2 Henry Ⅳ, 3.2.258); for the comparison of Jones to the Vice, see Epigr. 115.5.
28 hafts handles.
29 pomp it strut around pompously. (Very rare.)
30 ‘You . . . masque.’] this edn; you . . . Masque. JnB 249
30 made A poet might claim to be a ‘maker’ in a higher sense than simply ‘the builder of a scene’.
32 cry up declare to be excellent.
32 machine The term refers to the special effects and changing scenery used in masques. Jones’s most notable machine was the machina versatilis for Queens; see Orgel and Strong (1973), 1.138.
33–9 A swipe at the apparition of the goddesses in Chlor., and the concluding tableau of the masque, 190ff., which it is possible was conceived by Jones rather than Jonson.
34 shrouds fly-ropes.
35 Th’ascent] JnB 248, JnB 250.5, JnB 251, JnB 252, JnB 253, JnB 255; The ascent JnB 249, JnB 250, JnB 254
36 sided flanked.
38 Goody Used of humble married women; here deliberately bathetic.
38 brought] JnB 249; hald in JnB 253
41 sense ‘the life and soul of language’, Discoveries, 1335–7.
42 spectacles (1) shows; (2) (ironically) pattern for imitation (OED, †5b).
42 ’Tis true] JnB 249; ’tis true. JnB 250.5
43 Court hieroglyphics The symbols in masques are symbols of the superficiality of the Court. The word is mocked in Case, 1.2.5–8.
43–4 And . . . board You sum up all the arts in nothing more than illusionistic paintings on inch-thick wood. For ‘perspective’ in masques, see Blackness, 51–5.
45 than] JnB 249; but JnB 253
46 can] JnB 249; will JnB 253
46 mysteries The word can be used of the secrets of nature; here it suggests that the mystery is just arcane symbolism and no more.
47 many] JnB 249; many subtile JnB 252
48 Mythology] JnB 249; the deepe muthologie JnB 253
48 slit deal pine board, usually 5/8″ thick; i.e. the inferior timber used in theatricals.
49 boards mere wood. (The metonymy ‘the boards’ for ‘the stage’ was not current until the eighteenth century.)
50 soul Jonson inverts the argument of Hym., 1–10 that the soul of masque lies in the words. For the intellectual background to this claim, see J. Peacock (1995), 38–43.
51 Pack Be off!
52 mechanic vulgar, engaged in mere manual labour (OED, †2, 3).
52 mechanic] JnB 249; inchanting JnB 255
53 can] JnB 249; will JnB 252
55 they are] JnB 249; theire are JnB 251
56 ‘design’ OED, 6 does not recognize the use of the word to mean ‘the plan of the building’ until 1638. In mannerist art theory it could encompass ‘the knowledge according to their proportions of all things that are visible and of determined size, together with the power to put this to use’ (Ripa, 1625, 180): Jones was clearly showing off his innovatory vocabulary and Jonson was teasing him for doing so; see Gordon (1975), 89–96.
57–8 Presumably if an architect plots a ‘design’ no other art can hope to play a major part in the masque.
58 beside] JnB 248, JnB 250, JnB 250.5, JnB 254, JnB 255; by side JnB 249; besides JnB 251, JnB 252 subst., JnB 253; JnB 253.5
60 Σκ∊υοποιός (Skeuopoios) Maker of masks and stage dresses (used by Aristotle, Poetics, 1450b20, which is cited in Stephanus’s entry for the word). Some MSS prefer Σκηνοποιός, which means ‘maker of stage properties’ (cf. 16n.). Since the entry in Stephanus’s dictionary for the latter refers to the former it may be that Jonson changed his mind over which to use; but he probably favoured the term used in the Poetics (which is the difficilior lectio). It is likely that an intelligent copyist changed the word to the more etymologically transparent form Σκηνοποίος.
60 Σκ∊υοποίος] JnB 249; Σκονοποίος JnB 248; Σκ∊νοποίος JnB 250; Σκονοπιος JnB 250.5, JnB 252; Σκονοπνιος JnB 251; Σκηνοποίος JnB 253, JnB 255
62 scene, the engine mere scenery and machinery; although the word ‘scene’ can mean ‘whole play’ (OED, †3a).
63 music-master Cf. Cicero, De Oratore, 3.174, which states that originally the same artist was responsible for music and poetry. Jones is not known to have attempted to compose music for masques: the dig is that he is claiming expertise in areas in which he was not competent. Jonson praised his design for the House of Fame in Queens, 572–89, and Jones composed the fable for Tempe Restored.
63 music-master] JnB 249; Masque master JnB 251
64–5 Dominus Do-/ All Commander of all, with uncontrolled power (usually in Latin: dominus factotum; under ‘Factotum’ in OED).
66 Inigo Punning as at 22.
66 whistle mouthpiece (OED, 1†c fig.); a type of worthlessness (OED, 3b), with perhaps some allusion to the use of whistles by stage-managers to indicate when a scene change needs to be made: see Tub, 5.7.49.
67 warm on his feet doing nicely; cf. Volp., 2.2.39–40.
67 warm] MSS; warne JnB 249
68 Swim without cork A near-proverbial sign in classical poetry of growing up (as in Horace, Satires, 4.1.120); quoted in Erasmus, Works, 24.681.
68 Queen Anne Anne of Denmark (1574–1619) played a central role in many court masques, including the Masque of Blackness, Jones’s first court masque, and commissioned Jones to work on the Queen’s House at Greenwich in 1616 (see Harris and Higgott, 1989, 64–73). He also designed her hearse. Anne’s brother, Christian Ⅳ of Denmark, is also supposed to have patronized Jones; see Gotch (1928), 26–7.
69 too lean Donaldson notes that Envy is traditionally lean, as Macilente is in EMO, 1.2.167, and as Cassius is in JC.
72 lantern-lerry tricks with lanterns to produce dramatic effects, such as the representation of the ‘region of fire with a continual motion . . . seen to whirl circularly’ in Hym., 195. ‘Lerry’ is a form of ‘lurry’ or ‘confusion’, but OED records only the form ‘lantern-lerry’ (s.v. ‘Lantern’).
72 fuliginous sooty. By 1635 there were fears that the Rubens ceiling in Whitehall would be spoiled by smoke resulting from performances of masques.
73 whimsies (1) whirligig devices (OED, †5); (2) freakish ideas (OED, Whim n.1 3). Both senses predate those first cited in OED by roughly sixty years; again Jones’s creations prompt neologisms.
75 giving applying.
75 giving] JnB 249 (gi’ng)
76 puppet play Here, an example of a trivializing entertainment, as in Bart. Fair and Tub.
79 firk frisk about (OED, 3†b; usually with a contemptuous overtone, as here).
79 Adam Overdo The officious and incompetent justice in Bart. Fair, who says a justice should dive into cellars at 2.1.14–20. Jonson’s revenge on Jones for having usurped his role in masques is to turn him into one of his own characters. In 1630 Jones was employed to inspect houses suspected of being infected with the plague (Gotch, 1928, 147–8).
83 Under the moral Under the semblance of morality, or perhaps ‘using a figure symbolizing authority (to license your absurdities)’. Donaldson’s gloss as ‘one commissioned by the king’ (OSA) does not seem to be supported for this period under OED, Moral 3†b.
83 pate head. (Contemptuous.)
84 Moulded] JnB 249 (Moulnded)
84 stroked up shaped gently; playing on the sense ‘flatter’ (OED, 1†e).
84 survey Jones became the King’s Surveyor in 1615; Jonson suggests he also wishes to be moral arbiter of the state.
87–90 Material from Neptune had been reused in Fort. Isles in 1625, although this led to some economies rather than double-charging (see Orgel and Strong, 1.369).
87 sign-posts i.e. stage materials were painted over and used again.
89 dead standards Literally ‘erased flags’; metaphorically ‘lost values’. Cf. ‘Rutter’ (6.698), line 22.
94 lake red pigment.
94 cinnabar vermilion. (Jonson alleges that Jones’s colour-schemes are red, red, and red; this is not reflected in the extant bills for properties for Jones’s masques.)
96 Aimed at in] JnB 249; produc’d by JnB 253
97 poesy . . . wall Implicitly compares lines of verse written on stage-sets with graffiti.
97 painted on] JnB 249; writt upon JnB 253
98 might] MSS; may JnB 249
99 Worthies The nine worthies were Hector, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Joshua, David, Judas Maccabaeus, Arthur, Charlemagne, and Godfrey of Bulloigne.
100 So Provided that.
100 Purbeck stone Hard limestone from Purbeck in Dorset, notoriously durable.
101 Feasting Room The Banqueting House in Whitehall burnt down on 12 Jan. 1619; a grand new design by Jones was constructed by 1622 (see Und. 43.155). Purbeck stone was used for paving around Whitehall at about this time (Thurley, 1999, 92).
103 ten] JnB 249; fiue JnB 250.5, JnB 251
104 remonstrance A formal statement of grievances (sometimes from the House of Commons to the King, as had occurred in 1628). Donaldson OSA (after Whalley) suggests a connection with Jones’s efforts in May–July 1631 to prevent the parishioners of St Gregory’s Church from excavating close to the foundations of St Paul’s (Gotch, 1928, 154–60). It was not until Dec. 1641, however, that the House of Commons (‘parliament’, 103) became involved in this case, presenting a declaration against Jones from the parishioners. This suggests that Jonson was using parliament as a figure of speech for the highest power in the land, and hence the traditional belief that the poem was composed shortly after the performance of Chlor., 22 Feb. 1631, remains the most plausible.